Hentai-pre-Rule 34 Theory

"Hentai-pre-Rule 34 Theory" states that for every conceivable subject about which porn has inevitably been produced, hentai portraying such acts has existed prior to.

Dee: "I saw a video of a dude in a superman outfit literally raping a llama"

Dum: "Dude, there was hentai of that shit 16 years ago. Haven't you heard of 'Hentai-pre-Rule 34 Theory'?"

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

What someone who has seen a significant amount of hentai thinks when they see someone (potentialy a cartoon) being attacked by tentacles of some sort. Often refering to a situation in which the potential sexual outcome would not happen.

Television: *depicting seen in which someone is attacked by tentacles of a sort*
Inside head of viewer: " I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

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Minecraft hentai is good shit dab dab dab is the new way of saying "DAM THAT MINECRAFT HENTAI IS LIT"

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No hentai january

After no nut November the real deal is here. Hentai which stays for Non real porn such as anime, cartoons ETC. In january watching hentai is prohibited with jesuses premission. You get 1 pass everytime someone posts An Hentai GIF that is someone you have no connection.

Simp:yoo should we watch hentai together

Simp’s girlfriend: eyoo its no hentai january

Explaining Hentai to Hitler

(Noun) The state in which one is dead and all the mourners comment on how heaven gained another angel, but the deceased is actually in Hell telling Hitler what Tentacle Hentai is.

(Verb)The act of reminding an old person when they complain about your generation that they had much more wrong with them that they don't remember due to Alziemers.

Mom(Crying): Heaven has another angel.
'Me in Hell explaining Hentai to Hitler.'

"So this boomer was bitching about social media, so in response, I started explaining Hentai to Hitler."

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It is like a piss cup but instead it’s for hentai girls

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