math homework

code for masturbating, often used in public places where discussing masturbation would usually be awkward

"wanna go out?".. busy with math homework
"you free today?"... nope, math homework

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summer homework

Homework that students receive to complete over the summer vacation, typically because of Advanced Placement classes.

Jason: Hey, dude, you want to hang out with me and some of the guys tomorrow?
Billy: Sorry, I can't, I've got to start my summer homework.

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Homework Whore

A teacher who loves to give homework, and will abuse all her teaching powers to do so.

--Example 1--
Teacher: I don't give out a lot of homework. So when I do, I expect you to do it!
(after class) Students: LIAR! She's such a homework whore.


--Ex 2--
Teacher: This is all due by Friday. I know it seems like a lot, but it's not. These 60 questions are the only homework that I'm giving for the next few days!
Students: Uh, does he know that we have other classes with homework, too? God, he should stop being such a homework whore. Get a life!

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Band Homework

When you get to know a band's music well enough that you want to know more about the actual band. Sources include anything you'll find doing a Google search.

Matt: I'm really digging Minus the Bear. I wanted to know where they got their name so I did some Band Homework on the Wikipedia machine and found out...

Dude: Yeah, found out what?

Matt: Hmmm, I forgot. Need to do more Band Homework. I never was good at learning.

Homework plug

Someone you can consistently rely on for homework answers.

Guy 1: Yo you know who has the hw for math?
Guy 2: Here you can have my answers, my Homework Plug hit me up with the answers an hour ago.

Homework Hangover

A long night of cramming on procrastinated studying and homework; such as that 3 page English paper you were supposed to write about the history and development of poetry, your presentation on humanity for AP Psych and studying for your Spanish, Math and Chemistry tests. Which leaves you rolling out of bed the next morning feeling like total shit as if you had participated in a long night of drinking. Resulting in your hangover like feeling you experience the next morning. Symptoms include: extreme fatigue, headache, sore body and limbs, and hallucinations of the piles of homework yet to be done covering your room in all directions.

Joe: Man, I have the worst Homework Hangover ever. I stayed up til 4:00 this morning finishing my final project.

Hailie: Ugh, this Homework Hangover is even worse than the real hangover I had last week!

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English Homework

A synonym used to covertly refer to marijuana.

Hey, lets study our "english homework" on the way to school, therefore providing for a deeper class experience

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