my brain hurts

to cause pain to the brain . or to cause pain to the cerebral cortex

my brain hurts when I think bout that.

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Hurt Full, Two Words!

When someone is extremely mean and blunt about it. It's Hurt Full, Two words! Not one.

Friend: Man, your so white you spook out Wonderbread

Man, thats HURT FULL, TWO WORDS!

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wah my pussy hurts

Wah My Pussy Hurts - this saying is used when someone such as yourself orders an ice cream, but instead gets given a boiling cup of tea which you proceed to tip down your front and into your genital area.

What the hell? I didnt want a boiling hot cup of tea, im going to pour it down myself! *pours down self*. Wah my pussy hurts :(

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ouch my balls hurt

A quick, stylish, and swag way to let your friends know it is time to go only if you told them in advanced what it means.

Guy: uh oh Ouch my balls hurt
Guy 2: alright time to go
Guy 3: time to head out
Guy 4: on my way out

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Kicking a ball and pretending to be hurt

the shittiest episode of any show ever!

Guy 1: Did you watch "Kicking a ball and pretending to be hurt"
Guy 2: No, that shits ass.

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butt hurt

Butt hurt is a term used to describe teh non consentual "hawt ghey secks". Can also mean annoyed.

Person: Why is Mark acting so butt hurt today?

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Butt-Hurt Douche Bag

Pink American Eagle Polo shirt + Wrist watch on right hand + Shitty cell phone = Butt-hurt douche bag

That guy Tyler Hill is a butt-hurt douche bag!

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