ipod classic

Ipod classic is pathetically overpriced ipod.

Idiot:I got Ipod classic with 160 GB of space!!!
Smarty Person:Well, i got Ipod shuffle with 2 GB of space and I do not need all space on it!
Idiot:What?
Smarty Person:It means that you paid too much for too much shit.

Ipod Classic...Oh what a dumb of shit, waste of time and...money!

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iPod face

when you go to sleep, and your mouth is so wide open+round, it squares off your face and you look like an iPod.

we took pics with our sleeping drunk friend who had his iPod face on.

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ipod blackburst

A name given to the iPod Video when the software won't let you put videos on it because it's in a standard format instead and not in the nonstandard format the iPod understands. Comes from the television industry term which describes a video signal which carries only a full color black picture (i.e. a content-free video signal).

Mobin had to return his ipod blackburst because it wouldn't play VCD MPEG videos.

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iPod Touch

The new iPod that can browse internet, buy songs from itunes store, listen to music, and look at photos all while regretting that you should've bought an iPhone instead.

At $300, why whouldn't you pop another benjamin to get an iPhone? Or maybe save a benjamin and get yourself a nano with the same amount of memory, which does all the cool things but you can't grope it with your fingers. Who uses wi-fi anyways? iPod Touch sux.

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ipod video

An iPod that can store songs, photos, podcasts, audiobooks, films, music videos, tv programs etc. basically it has a lot of useless expensive features. What kind of idiot pays $250 for a bulky mp3 player so they can watch videos on a 2 inch screen that is easily scratched?

guy 1: "hey check out my new iPod video!"
guy 2: "Dude you have a tv in the living room, a camera on your cellphone, and a normal mp3 player is less than half the price. What were you thinking?!"

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ipod white

the extremely birght white color of the traditional ipods

"that guys nomad mp3 player is ipod white"

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iPod tag

A game played with two sets of headphones (or one.. if it's all you have) and an iPod. Basically, you pass the iPod back and forth between people and each picks a song they like. It is best when played with two people, but the more the merrier, I'm sure. To make it more fun, pick a theme like love songs, or songs that begin with a certain word. Doing that can make it competitive, like a last person standing type deal.

I can't believe we haven't played iPod tag yet. I have the best theme: sex songs that mention anal.

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