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ejaculating into a woman's anus while she farts
I asked my girlfriend if she was in the mood to have an elephant in a wind tunnel
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Similar to "Carpal Tunnel Syndrome": pain, tingling, and other problems in your hand because of pressure on the median nerve in your wrist. Caused by excessive jerking-off.
Dude, I can't even grip the computer mouse - too much wacking-off last night. Shit - I think I have jerkal tunnel syndrome!
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The act of farting in the womans mouth while receiving a rim job.
after using the bathroom, john received a rim job from sally in which he asked, "Sally are you ready for the breeze of the dusty wind tunnel?"
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The sexual act of a female sitting and or squatting in a form of liquid, with her vagina resting in said liquid. An air propulsion device, such as a straw and or snorkel, is then introduced to the liquid just below the vagina. Air is then introduced, preferably at a gentle volume, by the females gentleman caller and or lover, directly under the exposed vagina, thus stimulating said females genitalia and encouraging sexual arousal.
Jim: "Bruh, Becky's birthday is coming up and I have no idea what to get her..."
My cousin, Throckmorton: "My guy, don't even trip, give that classy gal a Winston Fun Tunnel! Sit her down in a shallow tub, grab up ye 'ol snorkel and introduce a steady burst of air from your lungs up underneath her Arby's #7! Happy Birthday!"
When you are licking a man's taint and he farts in your face
I've been curious with my man's taint, but I felt him tense up and he gave me an African Wind Tunnel.
When you blow a phat Juul rip up your homies butthole.
Hey Tom let me rip that juul I want to try the Massachusetts wind tunnel
You fart in the toilet and spread your legs then the fart smell illuminates through your legs.
Girl 1: "Girl, I did the Brazilian Wind Tunnel earlier and it was the greatest sensation ever. The smell was so intoxicating."