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ejaculating into a woman's anus while she farts
I asked my girlfriend if she was in the mood to have an elephant in a wind tunnel
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Similar to "Carpal Tunnel Syndrome": pain, tingling, and other problems in your hand because of pressure on the median nerve in your wrist. Caused by excessive jerking-off.
Dude, I can't even grip the computer mouse - too much wacking-off last night. Shit - I think I have jerkal tunnel syndrome!
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The act of farting in the womans mouth while receiving a rim job.
after using the bathroom, john received a rim job from sally in which he asked, "Sally are you ready for the breeze of the dusty wind tunnel?"
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When you are licking a man's taint and he farts in your face
I've been curious with my man's taint, but I felt him tense up and he gave me an African Wind Tunnel.
When you blow a phat Juul rip up your homies butthole.
Hey Tom let me rip that juul I want to try the Massachusetts wind tunnel
You fart in the toilet and spread your legs then the fart smell illuminates through your legs.
Girl 1: "Girl, I did the Brazilian Wind Tunnel earlier and it was the greatest sensation ever. The smell was so intoxicating."
Nerve damage and inflamation of the lip muscles due to administering excessive bj's over long periods of time, often leading to excessive workman's compensation claims in the field of prostitution.
My doc asked if my lippal tunnel syndrome was from typing my lips. I showed him the real reason.