Is A redneck town where all the hillbillies go to buy Junkyard parts
Junkyard paradise a huge Ford fest
Robert where do we find parts for your F150 Let's go to trenton florida
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When a girl is going through a gay faze but she usually has multiple kids most times from a black guy. 1 month is lesbian next month is back with her baby daddy
Leslie is so Florida gay last week she was with Abby now she's back with Tyrone. But then she makes Facebook post saying "girls treat me so much better"
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An act of rape/sexual abuse, in this committed by a man against another man.
Dude, Jeff was so wasted last night! You won't believe this!
What happened to him?
Well, he went home with an obvious cross dresser, and we were laughing to hard to tell him it was clearly a dude
Oh no! did he find out?
Well, let's just say he got a one way ticket to Florida first
A Florida ticket?! Poor guy
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Itβs like CA sober but your less confined to just smoking pot. You can drink, occasionally partake in recreational pharmaceuticals, and probably still function.
I was gonna do that 75 Hard workout thing, but the no booze element wasnβt my jam. Iβm Florida sober and want to have some fun.
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An individualistic member among a strong-hearted and like minded brotherhood.
Are you a Florida Boy?
What is a Florida Boy?
Can I join the Florida Boy(s)?
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An enema consisting of Mountain Dew that has had marijuana marinating in it. Most Florida teens think this is a good way to prevent pregnancy.
"Did you hear about Jimmy? His girlfriend told him she might be pregnant, so he went home and gave himself a Florida Maelstrom!"
"Why did he do it to himself?"
"Never question the Florida Maelstrom."
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"That kid is wearing an Florida Poly shirt, what school is that?" "Fuckboi university"
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