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One man or woman must eat out a combination, or mix, of semen and shaven pubic hair of a partner's/friend's rectum or anus. If completed the receiver of this anal delicacy must pay up a some of money in return, hence the name, Million Dollar Mix.
Person A shaves off both his pubes and Person B's pubes. Both ingredients of shavings must be placed into a cup or container. Then each partner, if both males, must jakk each other off (in case of only one male his female partner must jakk him off) and place or 'catch' the semen from both persons into the container holding the pubic hair. The mixture of pubes and semen must then be mixed around by either tongues,erected penises, or both. Once completed the Person, may it be A or B, who wants to taste this rare mix must poor it down/all over the rectum/anus and then eat the concoction out. Then, whoever ate the Million Dollar Mix will recieve an amount of money that was betted before the 'mixing' began.
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Old fashioned way of refering to:
a. the presence of women or children.
b. the presence of someone who might repeat what you're saying to someone you don't want them to repeat it to.
a. You shouldn't tell dirty jokes like that when in mixed company.
b. You might not want to make jokes about Sue's fat ass when in mixed company.
c. or simply "Hey! Mixed company, ok?"
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last minute snack food made by combining the partial bags of whatever chips are left, stale or nearly empty
I never had Triscuits with cheetos and Doritos until Jethro whipped up some redneck chex mix.
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a group of musicians who use several styles of vocal and/or intrumental talent. Mixed music groups can contain guitar or drums, as seen in rock and roll, rapping, trumpet and horns like from early jazz, and strong vocal and lyrical performance. Mixed musical groups have no affeliation with the emo craze or pussy rap following of the early 2000s.
Greg grabbed harmonica, Traa played some guitar, I took bongos and lead vocals. This was our mixed music group.
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When you got what you ain't supposed to have!
My first date was when I showed you my downstairs mix up!
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Step 1: Desire to go to a straight club (because your straight).
Step 2: Make the mistake of accidentally going to a gay club.
Step 3: Don't worry, there are a lot of hot lesbians in the club.
Step 4: Find a hot lesbian who likes dykes.
Step 5: Tell her you are a chick.
Step 6: Hook up with the hot lesbian who thinks you are a dykey chick.
Step 7: Let her pound you in the ass with a strap-on.
Step 8: When its your turn, hide your manhood and put on a strap-on.
Step 9: When she turns around, take the strap-on off and use your penis instead.
Step 10: Then pick your choice of Houdini or any of its different variations.
Step 11: Celebrate! You had sex with a hot lesbian chick! But you had to take it in the ass first!
Thank you for using the Houdini Mixed Blessing.
"Yo man, I screwed up and went to gay night again!"
"Aw really? that sucks."
"Its aiight, I just relied on the ole Houdini Mixed Blessing trick, gets em every time!"
"Yea boy! At what price though?"
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"lezzing-out"
The "cold-cuts" refer to each participant's lady parts, which had been thought to resemble deli meats.
Meryl never did picture herself giving in to the smooth caress of a woman's body, the tender embrace of her sweet lips, and the supple fruit dangling upon her her chest...but when she was courted and so charmed by Edith, Meryl found herself mixing cold cuts all night long.
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