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When an Amish man locks a milano in a sauna until he/she passes out, then the Amish man fucks him/her raw.
OMG, my BFF Jill just got the ol' "pennsylvania dutch oven" treatment from Ismael down the road.
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When a Dutch citizen releases stinging fumes from the anus and traps the head of a friend or loved one under the covers until the unwilling party passes out or vomits (otherwise known as a normal dutch oven). Doing so as a Dutch citizen doubles the effect of the oven, making it especially vicious.
Somewhere in the Netherlands: As a man watched his loved one enter the room, he emitted ass gas so foul the blanket began to disintegrate, and as she lifted the cover to climb into bed, he grabbed her head and trapped it under the blanket; "Double Dutch Oven!" he bellowed. In under 10 seconds, the woman had passed out and vomited all over the sheets.
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A multipurpose item that fails to perform either function correctly.
I have a boat the suffers from toaster oven syndrome. It's supposed to be a sailboat and a powerboat yet doesn't sail or motor well. I hate using it.
When you fart in a plastic bag and put it over someones head.
Similar to the original Dutch oven but one step further. Shitting under the covers then shoving an unsuspecting victims head under to suffer the aftermath of some major poppies.
Kron: you're washing your sheets again, man?
Michael: yeah dude, I got JB dutch ovened again last night
Kron: sickkk brah
When a male cums inside a used condom then while their partner is unconscious proceeds to put filled condom onto their partner's head in a single swift motion.
Jack totally surprised me with the Idaho dutch oven last night. He is such a romantic snack.
a loud fart released under a blanket from a crouched position beside the furniture causing the occupants to scream.
Hey dude i just left a Screaming Dutch Oven for Tim and Cindy in the bed.