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1. The closer you live to Friesland (a province in the north of Holland), the more stubborn you are.
Person 1: Dude, that guy is so stubborn!
Person 2: Yeah, he's from Friesland.
Person 1: Yeah totaly true!
Person 2: Yup.. It confirms the Friesland theory again..
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a set of hypotheses that has fallen in a daze, usually out of the mental fatigue that typically follows from the excessive discussion of technicalities
We've obsessed on this physics project so long that now it's been reduced to a number theory!
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the theory that states that yamakas are a major cause of balding in the jewish community.
1-yamakas are worn around the top of the head
2-many balding jews go bald around the yamaka area
theory-yamakas block the sun's nutrients to the head, thus causing baldness
guy1- oh look that guy is wearing a yamaka
guy2- i bet hes going bald
guy1- yamaka theory?
guy2- yea
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The nerd's attempt to rationalize his lacking sex life taken to the extreme.
However, it's utterly hilarious. Just don't take it seriously (please).
Nerd 1: Why won't Michelle go out with me? I bought her an epic mount and wrote her into my fanfic.
Nerd 2: Did she tell you she just wanted to be friends?
Nerd 1: Y..Yeah.
Nerd 2: Well, according the ladder theory, you are on her friends ladder and therefore will never be getting any.
Nerd 1: *head explodes*
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Knowledge of chords, rythms, etc in the development of music, can make you a better musician but is not necessary
jimi hendrix, the greatest guitar player ever did not know shit about reading music. he played from the heart and soul, and thats what music is really all about. there are no "rules" you are supposed to follow to be a good musician
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A kick ass band from south florida.
I love the yoko theory!
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A damn good band that has done good music
Theory of a deadman has done bad girlfriend a song
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