Chill you're penis

A light hearted request for an anxious dude to calm down

You big G! Why are you throwing tins of pineapple chunks at the neighbours pet racoons! Chill you're penis big G!

you're an amazing rock

A truly amazing compliment that in no way is sexual or is referencing something sexual.

Adam: "Kyle, you're an amazing rock"
Kyle: *crying* "Thanks man, you are too"

you're my squishy

What you say to the one girl who makes you feel better than you have ever felt before

"Hey Mackenzie"

"Yes?"

"You're my Squishy"

(She Smiles)

you're almost kurae

a conditional term used to compliment someone whenever they achieved the greatest goal in their life. But since the term "kurae" is the greatest, godlike state of approval, they will never, in their life, to achieve such compliment. so whatever great things you've accomplished, still, you're almost kurae.

oh shit kevin, you finally beat the final boss of your life. YOU'RE ALMOST KURAE!!

You're just "that guy"

This is used when someone has an overwhelming amount of rizz and is basically a gigachad.

I don't get it man, every chick for some reason gets real flirty with me and their boyfriends are getting mad at it for me

You're just "that guy" buddy.
He's just "THAT GUY" buddy. And you ain't it unfortunately.

You're the very man

When you find the appropriate man to fulfill a task.

I have a new pair of rubber glove's and I need someone to piss in them.

You're the very man for it.

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you're done son

I term meaning "You are fucked" or "There's no way out". Often applied to non-severe issues such as a flat bike tire. However, it can also be used to taunt a friend when they encounter an legitimate reason to worry.

Another use implies threat.

Use 1
Person 1: "Dude, that ugly girl asked me out and I was so drunk I said yes!"
Person 2: "You're done son."

Use 2
Person 1 spills hot coffee all over some douche bag at the food court.

Douche Bag: "You're done son."

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