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size of a middle school dick
middle school girl: let have sex how long is ur dick
middle school boy: 2 inches babyyyyy 💦💦
middle school girl:bet
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a disk for getting stuff from 1 pc to another 1.
but mostly used in jokes.
(when a computer rejects a 3 1/2 inch floppy)
lorlor: aww thats mean i wouldnt reject a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
georgie: girl, your standards are LOW!
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A short person usually found in the work place who is enjoys snitching on fellow colleagues to the big boss.
Look busy here comes the one inch high private eye!
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everlasting pleasure, akin to first listening to that Limp Bizkit CD in your treehouse with your preteen friends while you whack each other off
omg did u hear break stuff? i wanna smack a bitch at my middle school prom with my baby dick whilst rocking out to it. it feels as good as a 13 inch double headed dildo or Smash Mouth
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What Donald Trump has stuffed in his tight little dress pants.
"Okay folks, you give me no choice! We're gonna impose tough tariffs, the toughest tariffs on C h i n a and that money is gonna pay for a great W A L L!" (crowd screams ecstatically)... (meanwhile in china) "Mr. Trump you cannot impose these tariffs on us, they are just dumb, why?" (Ambassador gets cockslapped across the room by an erect log of a dick) "That's where you're WRONG! I have the 30 inch long shlong!"
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term used to describe asian nerds that have a small and floppy dick.
greg: hey dude have you heard, ping pong has a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
ping pong: no i don't, but i have to go play ping pong now
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A common claim among bodybuilding enthusiasts who usually weigh between 165-180 pounds. Most of them, of course, are lying.
Small guy with 15" biceps looks at 6'0 215 pound fitness model Bill Davey, who has 18" arms.
"Yeah man, that guys huge. But. "I have 18 inch biceps" too, so he's not that big."
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