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This is another description of a trolley boy. When still at college I collected trolleys for a large supermarket, and this was the job description for that job.
To make sure that the customers have access to a trolley if they require one.
Quintin: Great news everyone, I got a new job today at the supermarket!
Sammie: Thats great! What job is it?
Quintin: I'm an Internal Transport Communicator!
Sammie: Sounds important, how would people shop without a trolley? I'm so proud of you!
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Noun: A person who travels around the world throbbing.
"Lorenzo Lamas is an international heart throb."
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Hell.
A. "Dude the travel agency gave me a connecting flight at O'Hare International Airport."
B. "Damn! What Sins have you been committing?"
A. "Well...rape, murder, incest..."
B. "Ahhh, that explains it. Don't do those things and you won't have to fly out of O'Hare."
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The School of Jews and they all learn bullshit. they only know how to show off. Everyone there is jewish
British International School Show off-"guys look i have 10 million in my wallet right now"
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A mocking parody of "Drum Corps International", the organization that assumed control in the early 1970s of what was until that time a hugely-successful, widely-popular and rapidly-growing national drum corps movement.
Remember all the great drum corps and hundreds of drum corps contests we used to have each summer, before Drum Corpse International took over?
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when two men of a different race perform "dick docking"
Me and Juan did an international space station in front of the entire school for diversity day.
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January 26th is international slut day. Do what ever you want today that would normally get you called a slut
Person 1: “hey I think I love you, go out with my”
Person 2: “hmmm idk cause international slut day is next week sooooooo…”
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