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I am Iron Man!
Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all
Or if he moves will he fall?
Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?
We'll just pass him there
Why should we even care?
He was turned to steel
In the great magnetic field
When he travelled time
For the future of mankind
Nobody wants him
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
That he will soon unfold
Now the time is here
For Iron Man to spread fear
Vengeance from the grave
Kills the people he once saved
Nobody wants him
They just turn their heads
Nobody helps him
Now he has his revenge
Heavy boots of lead
Fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
Iron Man lives again!
I am I7ron Man!
Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all
Or if he moves will he fall?
Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?
We'll just pass him there
Why should we even care?
He was turned to steel
In the great magnetic field
When he travelled time
For the future of mankind
Nobody wants him
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
That he will soon unfold
Now the time is here
For Iron Man to spread fear
Vengeance from the grave
Kills the people he once saved
Nobody wants him
They just turn their heads
Nobody helps him
Now he has his revenge
Heavy boots of lead
Fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
Iron Man lives again!
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A kick-ass metal band from England! Best songs are "Hallowed Be Thy Name" and "Aces High".
Iron Maiden beats the shit out of the Failtles.
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Ironic sex is when sex becomes ironic.
Extreme irony During sex.
Having a shower after sex, then having sex in the shower instead.
irony, ironic, sex, ironically, iron, anvil
Eg1. Having sex after a shower to clean up, but end up having sex in the shower.
Eg2. Having sex in the shower then having a shower after shower sex to clean up. AKA Having ironic sex in the shower.
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When you now have so much time on your hands that you don't know what to do. The irony being that when you did have stuff to do you were meant to be doing something else.
watching stupid videos on youtube when you were meant to be revising for an exam. Now the exam is over watching videos does not seem that entertaining, and nor does anything else for that matter, making you ironically bored.
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when you jerk off too hard, cutting off the circulation, therefore resulting in no sperm leaking.
lonely guy:"Hey I was on this porn website, but i got the iron palm. So, I had to throw in the towel. Literally. I had a towel for clean up but it served no purpose because of IRON PALM"
super stud:"heh, i actually did leak sperm last night while i was fucking your girl"
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Solid iron taken from a blast furnace; first metallic product after the reduction of iron ore. Full of impurities and brittle. Almost always further refined to steel or cast iron. In molten form, referred to as hot metal
The largest blast furnaces in the world can produce 10,000 tonnes per day of pig iron.
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A word scrubbers use to describe a 'bicycle'.
Phillip: 'az tha sin iz new push iron?'
Barnabas: 'ahh propa suspension 'n lot; musta cost a few bob'
Phillip: 'nar mate e nicked it frum that rich bitch's shed'
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