God

He is the Almighty Father. He is the man who created the universe. He is the man who moves mountains. He is the God of the impossible. He is El Shaddai.

God is my lord and Savior.

God

A bitch ass hoe who can do whatever the fuck he wants.

God ate my fucking sandwich.

God

Dog backwords

My god backwards pissed on a tree.

God

Harry edward styles.

Did u see god in a dress on a vogue cover??!
Oh yea, he fucking rocked it.

God

Waluigi.

He is the most overpowered character in smash bros , even more op then bayo, fox, and meta knight, so they had to remove him from the game

Me: Have you prayed to god?

I mean Waluigi...

them: ... dude, waluigi is a dead meme, get over urself

me: THOU SHALT GET SMITED!

God

Morgan Freeman

"… I am God. God does not exist without me." Quote by Morgan Freeman

God

A being that Vapes to create what humans call "clouds" or "fog". Strong stoner type that creates wild ass things.

Mason: how are clouds made?
Mom: God vaping son. He is the VAPE GOD.
Mason: what if there are no clouds out?
Mom: God's got one hella of a nicotine buzz