An idiot or stupid person. May also affectionately apply to people who are delivering previously- or commonly-known information.
"Did you hear that kid? What a slow jam!"
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A dick that erects like an old swan. Similar to "Snail dick" it is crooked and bent like a swans neck or a snail's back. Those who have SLOW DICK tend to have crusty, salmon smelling smegma.
Slow dick is usually used as an insult unless one takes pride in having one. It can also be used to describe a male's genitalia.
Bitch you got a slow dick!
Dont bring ur slow dick over here!!
Eww, that cunt got a slow dick *face of disgust*
What a grimey ass nikka, he got slow dick!!?
I dont fucks with the slow dick, that shit is nasty.
He got a slow dick.
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When you see someone do something awesome and you wish you could see it in slow motion.
Caitlin just did a 180 flip on her skateboard.
Ellen: Wow! that was so cool, that is such a Slow moยฒ!
Caitlin: Yeah too bad it doesn't exist.
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The pleasant and forced slowing down of an individual fast paced lifestyle due to Coronavirus - learning to appreciate the simple things in life, being present, doing less, slowing down, connecting with people and just enjoying, being, rather than doing.
Iโm embracing the slow-VID lifestyle during this pandemic, less is more, being rather than doing and being more present.
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A term best used to refer to something that is slow, but not too slow. It is a fast slow, but not fast. The fastest that "slow" can get.
Damn man, this CD is uploading razor-slow!
Watch out, it doesn't take long to get hepatitis, it's not razor-slow!
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A woman that takes forever to cum. No matter how good your dick skills are.
Man Cody my wife is a slow cummer, no matter how good I hit the g-spot.
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a 'snail' driver, doing the "limit" or LESS! -GET FUCKING MOVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i was hot dogging over to jill's for a taste, but was late 'cause i was held hostage by the rolling slows!!!
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