Snow dance

A ritual, often involving a dance of some sort, that is practiced with the idea of increasing the chance of significant snowfall. Often pertains to the desire for a snow day to occur. Frequently used jokingly, as a parody superstition.

A: "I hope there's going to be a snow day tomorrow…"
B: "Yeah, I'll be doing my snow dance."

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Snow Blizzard

While doing your girl doggy style in snow reach and grab a handful of snow. Pull out and spit on her back, giving her the impression that you came on her back. Then proceed to ejaculate into the handful of snow, when she turns to look shout "SNOW BLIZZARD, BITCH!" then shoved the semen covered snow in her face.

Also if your girl likes golden showers, tell her to try the lemon flavor.

Dude I so gave my girl a snow blizzard yesterday during that snow storm.

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snow hoe

A derogatory term describing a white woman, usually poor, who is sexually involed with a black man, especially one who prefers white women. Term not intended for respectable, economically self-sufficient mixed race couples.

That cracker is a snow hoe bee-otch.

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Snow Possum

Originated from African Americans as a attempt to insult European Americans.

Tyrone: Shieet you mofoka Snow Possum we Wuz Kangz! Fuk outta here mayo cracka (real tawk)
European American: Jiggerboo, Black Porch Monkey, Black Babbooney, Melon Muncher, Chicker Bone sucker, Spear chucker, Jungly bunny, ghetto guru, government money, welfare leach, welfare vampire and moon cricket.

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Snow Showers

The act of dumping a semen-filled condom all over your sexual partner as a punishment for lack of satisfactory performance.

When Tony came after only four strokes, I gave him a nice messy snow shower.

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Snow Leopard

Refers to an attractive single girl/woman who is rarely seen out in the wild (i.e. out at bars, clubs or other single-friendly social gatherings). This elusive breed is known for early morning yoga classes, "girls dinners" ending at 9pm and repetitive watching of The Notebook on Thursday, Friday and Saturday evenings.

Can't believe I saw Heather out last night, she's a total snow leopard!

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Snow Possum

A word coined by a lesser being known as a Twitter user to try to insult greater beings. Sadly this word doesn't insult them and these lesser beings should return to the ethereal realm via any means necessary.

Hahaha I just called that guy a snow possum now I don't feel so bad for being the least liked creature on the planet

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