Does a fart make an echo?

That is if someone farted and it was loud enough and happened at the right would it make an echo?

One of the unanswered questions of the universe. Sometimes asked by someone who is high on pot etc.

Hey man, does a fart make an echo?

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does the pope know sluts?

because: "Does the pope shit in the woods" just isn't offensive enough

This is a sarcastic answer to a question with an obvious answer of "yes." Taken as a combination of the similarly-intended ones, "Does a bear shit in the woods?" and "Is the Pope Catholic?"

Roast Beef: Um...do you want to hit up some nachos and watch some Braveheart?

Ray: Does the pope know sluts?

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Proof that God does not exist

Creationists never bother to look for any evidence for their claims they simply look for "missing links" (which is invented by media and not scientists) to prove evolution wrong so that they can teach their lies in schools.

Proof that God does not exist:
If god created us and evolution is false, then how can humans create life? How can we have children and create life in laboratories which have conciousness. If god made us then how are we able to do these things ourselves?
If evolution was false and religion was right then we wouldn't be able to have children on our own.

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it-skitili-o-doe

takes the place of holy crap,damm,what the,son of a, ect.

the ball hit him in the groin.it-skitili-o-doe!

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The female doe salt lick

When a female dresses up as a young female deer and licks your balls after you bust a nut in your pants

dude, i took my chick up to the woods and we totally pulled the female doe salt lick. It was epic

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who does ivy own?

Nick Vanderbliek.

Who does ivy own?
Ivy owns Nick Vanderbliek!

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Does a bear shit in the woods?

A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious yes.

Justin, "im pretty sure teddy just shit in the woods?"
Chance, "Bet"
Justin, "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
Chance,"idk but teddy does"

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