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I'm going to spark your jaw

This mean basically, I'm going to fuck up your jaw

Oh my god i'm going to spark your jaw if you don't shut the fuck up

by CardiB2.0 October 19, 2017

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Snatched defeat from the jaws of victory

The act of failing or losing when it seemed a sure thing you had it made.

Dude 1: "Remember that one UFC fight with the Sumo wrestler and the little French guy? Sumo was squeezing the shit outta Frenchy! I thought his head was gonna pop!"

Dude 2: "Yeah, then the little guy squirted a punch 'tween fat bastard's moobs and totally busted his nose. Ref called a TKO."

Dude 1: Fatty totally snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, there.

by Bructus August 12, 2010


Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

When you absolutely, definitely, surely have to be the disappointment of your entire team, and manage to potato your way from certain victory.

β€œDid you see that 1 v 6 matchup? It was intense!”

β€œYeah, but somehow that one guy managed to weasel his way to a win because snatching defeat from the jaws of victory seems to be the other team’s specialty.

by Icelandic_Fart_Police December 3, 2019

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Like jaws on a group of swimming kindergartners

When you're all over something. Similar to 'Like white on rice' or 'Does the pope have a balcony'

Mike was doing a great work and nothing ever slipped. He's "Like jaws on a group of swimming kindergartners".

by Gazcap October 31, 2022


Give me your jaw bone

Oral sex performed on a woman.

"Are you going to give me your jaw bone?" she said.

by Vinbin December 9, 2017

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Jawing Victory from the Snatch of Defeat

A male oriented phrase describing a heterosexual male performing cunnilingus, or other sexual acts, on a lesbian. Snatch being slang for vagina. It comes from the popular phrase "Snatching victory from the jaws of defeat." which is to succeed under unlikely circumstances.

Mike really was jawing victory from the snatch of defeat when he fucked that lesbian the other night. Who saw that coming?

by Bruce Springsteen McCambell September 17, 2014

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Can i put my balls in your jaw? Balls in your jaw. Can i- Can i?

Can i?

Can i put my balls in your jaw? Balls in your jaw. Can i- Can i?

by Your guide that does not exist September 8, 2021

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