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When a guy jizzes on a woman's face and punches her in the nose. Then she smears the blood and cum with her hand...yummy
Last night I gave Sue a jelly donut.
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African American slang for female genitalia
I fucking destroyed her jelly roll last night.
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Okay What the stupid colors mean at my palce are :
Red=your on your period
Green= you want money for it
Black= Hard sex
Glitter= your gay
Orange=nuthin
Blue= soft sex
Pink= your a virgin
and so on... thats all it is...
Ie:
G: Break one for me
B: why?
G: just becasue
B: *breaks one* Oh now we gotta fuck
G: no we dont
B: oh
(( i do this all the time, its wicked funny ot see the boys faces!))
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To be naturaly lucky, or naturaly have things happen in your favor. Can refer to a situation, or a state of life.
Reasoning: If the person who is naturally gifted wtih luck has a piece of toast with jelly on it, and another friend has a peice of toast with jelly on it, if both those peices happen to drop, the person who is naturally gifted with luck will have their peice of toast naturally land " jelly up."
I cant beleive you got out of that parking ticket just by flirting with that cop, your so jelly up.
The most jelly up thing happened today, i convinced my professor he lost my exam when i never took it and he gave me a 85 because he thought that was fair.
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when opening a new bottle of smuckers jelly, this is the rat that may randomly pop out and devour your facial features. NOTE: only in strawberry or grape flavors
theres a jelly rat on my toast!!!
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In my school no one really brings up the jelly bracelets but I wear them and I only wear them for fashion now everone is going fuckin psycho cuz they mean all this shit..lol
This is everyone I have heard
Black: sexual intercourse
Blue: blow job (alternate meaning: lap dance)
Green: cunnilingus (alternate meaning: outdoor sex, hug)
Clear: whatever you want (alternate meaning: hug)
Orange: kiss
Yellow: hug (alternate meaning: analingus)
Red: lap dance (alternate meaning: French kiss, oral sex)
Purple: anal sex (alternate meaning: holding hands, doggy style)
Silver: fisting
White: flash your tits (alternate meaning: gay kiss, French kiss)
Pink: flashing
Gold glitter: make out
Brown: toss my salad, i.e., analingus
Glow in the dark: using sex toys, e.g. vibrators, dildos, etc.
*yellow-hug/head
*orange-kiss or outdoor sex
*purple-kiss/anal sex/hug/oral sex/handjob
*red-lapdance/fingering/oral sex(on a girl)/kiss
*green-oral sex/make-out/hug/outdoor sex
*clear-whatever the person who snapped it off wants
*blue-oral sex/kiss
*black-missionary sex/strip
*white-flash who snapped it off
*glittery yellow-hugging & kissing
*brown-toss my salad
*glow-in-the-dark-use sex toys
*pink-flash someone/make-out/kiss
*glittery gold-make-out
Black- Sex
Blue- Blow job
Pink- Flash tits or pinus
Yellow- Hug
Purple- Kiss
Clear- W/e snapper wants
Green- Hand job
Brown- Toss my salad
Glow in the dark- SEX TOYS
Any glitter- Girl chooses
Silver(Gray)- OUTDOOR SEX
Light Blue- Anal
Light pink- hug & kiss
Light green- Oral sex
Gold- All of the above
black: whack your dog off
red: slam your penis in an oven door
green: masturbate infront of your grandma
pink: light your pubic hair on fire
blue: probe your ass with a toilet brush
Black~ Sex with condom
Red~Sex without condom
Light Blue~ Hand-job
Indigo~ Hand-job with blowjob
Blue~ Blowjob
Pink~It either means french kiss or cunnilingus.
Yellow~ Big bear hug
White~Flash
Orange~ petting
Purple~Full-fledged make-out session
Clear~ Wild-card
Clear with glitter~ Also wildcard
Silver~Fisting
Gold~ Anal
Clear Gold with glitter~fingering
Clear blue~All of everything
Clear Pink~ Its the girls choice.
Clear Green~ All Anal
Glow in the dark pink~ female sex toys
Glow in the dark blue~ boy sex toys
Glow in the dark green or yellow~ Sex with porn.
Black- Sex
Blue- Blow job
Pink- Flash tits or pinus
Yellow- Hug
Purple- Kiss
Clear- W/e snapper wants
Green- Hand job
Brown- Toss my salad
Glow in the dark- SEX TOYS
Any glitter- Girl chooses
Silver(Gray)- OUTDOOR SEX
Light Blue- Anal
Light pink- hug & kiss
Light green- Oral sex
Gold- All of the above
red: lapdace
blue: oral sex
purple: kissing(extreme breaking means anal)
yellow sparkle: hug & kiss
gold sparkle: makeout
black: all the way home
clear: whatever breaker wants
yellow: hug
orange: kissing
white: flashing chest
Black- sexual intercourse
Blue- blow job (alternate meaning: lap dance)
Green- cunnilingus (alternate meaning: outdoor sex, hug)
Clear- whatever you want (alternate meaning: hug)
Orange- kiss
Yellow- hug
Red: lap dance
Purple- anal sex
Silver- fisting
White- flash your tits
Pink- flashing
Gold glitter- make out
Brown- toss my salad, i.e., analingus
Glow in the dark- using sex toys
glittery yellow-hugging & kissing
glittery green-69
glittery purple-French
glittery orange-kiss
Indigo- Hand-job with blowjob
Clear Gold with glitter-fingering
Clear blue-All of everything
Clear Pink-Its the girls choice.
Clear Green- All Anal
Glow in the dark pink- female sex toys
Glow in the dark blue- boy sex toys
Glow in the dark green-Sex with porn.
light blue-masturbate
gold-suck on any part of body
gray(silver)- flash
white:Flash Chest
red:lap dance
glittery green:69
glittery purple:french
glittery orange:kiss
4 glittery blue:anal sex
4 black:"missionary" sex
yellow:hug
GLOW IN THE DARK: USE SEX TOYS
yellow-hug
green-give head
red-lap dance
pink-make-out
black-sex
grey(silver)-hand job
purple-outdoor sex
clear-whatever breaker wants
glow in the dark-use sex toys
white-flash
orange-kiss
black-intercourse
blue-oral sex
green-outdoor sex/hugs
yellow-hug
purple & orange-kiss
glow in the dark- sex toyz
red-lap dance
clear-whatever the snapper wants
pink-eat out
silver-fingered
*Yellow-hug/head
*Orange-kiss or outdoor sex
*Purple-kiss/anal sex/hug/oral sex/handjob
*Red-lapdance/fingering/oral sex(on a girl)/kiss
*Green-oral sex/make-out/hug/outdoor sex
*Clear-whatever the person who snapped it off wants
*Blue-oral sex/kiss
*Black-missionary sex/strip
*White-flash who snapped it off
*Glittery yellow-hugging & kissing
*Brown-toss my salad
*Glow-in-the-dark-use sex toys
*Pink-flash someone/make-out/kiss
*Glittery gold-make-out
black~all the way
blue~blow job
Green~outdoor sex
clear~whatever the snapper wants
orange~kiss
Yellow~hug
red~lap dance
purple~anal sex
silver~fingering
white~recite (meaning you have to no matter what)
pink~flashing
gold glitter~make out
glittery green~69
glittery purple~anal
black-sex (any kind)
sliver- French Kiss
clear- snappers choice (no sex)
blue- kiss (kiss type is your choice)
purple- girls choice
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