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When a Group Of Men Masturbate in a Circle and all Ejaculate onto a Cookie. Whoever Ejaculates the Least, has to Eat the Cookie.
Dude, I am never playing Circle Jerks with you guys ever again. That cum cookie was disgusting.
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The act of masturbating on your partners pillow -after a night of spontaneous anal sex- such that when she rolls over, the cum has an adhesive effect, allowing you to dismiss yourself freely.
Bro I tore her shit up so bad last night, I had to pull a Jerk and Jump
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A group of gay high school boys sitting in a square or triangle formation brutally caressing their 2 cm long wieners for eachother. While this is happening, each member of the gypsy jerk will most likely be bitching about thier day. A gypsy jerk is also sometimes used as an alternate name for the initiation of this gay gypsy trifecta group. This has slight similarities to the circle jerk.
Jay: Hey guys! It's been a long day of playing super mario bros. All I want to do is stroke your small pee-pee.
Richard: That sounds delightfull! We also should also intensely touch eachothers moobs with a pleasuring state of mid.
Cody: Ok well lets have a gypsy jerk then. Would it be ok if I brought Adam and Jack?
Jay: Sure, I have always wanted to get my hands on Adams chode, and Jack's Jew dick.
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When your significant other is jerking you off using both hands in an alternating motion resembling the chicken dance.
I love the alternating motion on my dick when my girl gives me the jerk chicken.
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While watching Avatar, one must turn off all lights turn on black lights, have associate throw glitter in air while masterbating with blue fleshlight.
Oh my god I was doing a mean Pandora Jerk when my mom walked in and threw glitter at me.
I still have glitter in my eye from that Pandora Jerk on Tuesday.
Hey bro. Can you assist me in this Pandora Jerk. I gots the glitter.
*Ring * Ring *
James: Hello
Aaron: What time in that Pandora Jerk?
James: 11pm on Monday evening.
Aaron: Ok man I will bring glitter if I can borrow your fleshlight.
James: You gots yo'self a deal.
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A group of battling males get together to masterbate and compete in races to see who can "jizz" first or the most.
Daniel you want to get some guys to go Circle Jerk At Egan's Tonite?
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An extremely annoying person who can't shut the fuck up
Q: "How come you were on the phone so long?"
A: "This guy's a fucken jerk weed who can't make his mind up for shit!"
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