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A professional horse racer who also happens to be a male chicken.
Hay look, it's a cock jockey running down the motorway.
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a female who gets it in the ass or the vagina by a horse and she shits out horse cum for the next month.
dont date her dude she is a nob jockey.
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one of four men who comsumes excessive amounts of alcohol, either by choice, or through the art of peer pressure.
"commmmooonnnnn.... thought you were a booze jockey?"
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Jumped up IT technicians and managers who use pseudo-techno terms and acronyms to sound intelligent when all they come across as is a pair of complete knob jockeys.
Kev says: 'You need to use the VPN TWAIN server through an open portal Phil'
Phil says: 'I thought so... does it require a ping to a SCSI dos prompt?'
Matt says: 'What a pair of IT knob jockeys'
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A person who downs bottled beer like water more than a 12 pack for starters or someone who drinks a 5th or more of booze by themselves.
Look at that drunk chick she worked that 5th of booze like a bottle jockey.
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"Turtle" refering to the protruding pregnant female abdomen and "Jockey" referring to the male rider: One who engages in traditional or anal sex with a pregant (knocked up) woman.
Joe: "I fucked Suzy in the McDonald's parking lot."
Frank: "I heard that she's 7 months pregnant!"
Joe: "She is but I still banged her."
Frank: "You fuck'n turtle jockey!"
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A person who after inserting their finger in an anus, genital area or otherwise offensive odor producing area, whipes said finger in random places to transfer the smell. Similar to a stink palm but smaller.
Tom was a total finger jockey. I could smell his girl friend's vagina on the door handle.
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