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cock jockey

A professional horse racer who also happens to be a male chicken.

Hay look, it's a cock jockey running down the motorway.

by Tallywacker Tom January 02, 2004


nob jockey

a female who gets it in the ass or the vagina by a horse and she shits out horse cum for the next month.

dont date her dude she is a nob jockey.

by darkthatfollows May 23, 2010


booze jockey

one of four men who comsumes excessive amounts of alcohol, either by choice, or through the art of peer pressure.

"commmmooonnnnn.... thought you were a booze jockey?"

by Scott Vigue June 27, 2006


IT knob jockey

Jumped up IT technicians and managers who use pseudo-techno terms and acronyms to sound intelligent when all they come across as is a pair of complete knob jockeys.

Kev says: 'You need to use the VPN TWAIN server through an open portal Phil'

Phil says: 'I thought so... does it require a ping to a SCSI dos prompt?'

Matt says: 'What a pair of IT knob jockeys'

by Savolicious November 11, 2011


Bottle Jockey

A person who downs bottled beer like water more than a 12 pack for starters or someone who drinks a 5th or more of booze by themselves.

Look at that drunk chick she worked that 5th of booze like a bottle jockey.

by the transient June 04, 2011


turtle jockey

"Turtle" refering to the protruding pregnant female abdomen and "Jockey" referring to the male rider: One who engages in traditional or anal sex with a pregant (knocked up) woman.

Joe: "I fucked Suzy in the McDonald's parking lot."
Frank: "I heard that she's 7 months pregnant!"
Joe: "She is but I still banged her."
Frank: "You fuck'n turtle jockey!"

by Mike Alexander May 29, 2007


Camel jockey

A person of Middle Eastern descent, mostly those of Arabic and Islamic. Used as an insult. Means the same as sand nigger. First used by the U.S. military in Iraq and Afghanistan.

That camel jockey was a terrorist informant.

by Sexy light skin June 16, 2019