booty j

Booty J is like a God, just one stare into his eyes leaves you on the ground paralyzed with several babies now growing inside you. Your panties are dripping wet and you notice your bra is now gone. You say one word before you go unconscious.. Booty J.

I'm so pregnant..

You probably got Booty J'd

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j lo

1) nickname for entertainer Jennifer Lopez;
2) a big, beautiful bodonkadonk booty that you wanna grab 6 handfuls of!

Damn! Check out tha j lo on that byotch!

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j-mats

"J-mats" or "Jack-off materials" refers to media that is worthy of masturbation. Common misconceptions include films such as Cruel Intentions and Into the Blue. Sex is indeed present in these films, however duration and graphic content do not provide enough time or desire to beat one out. Often times, one is left with a hard-on and the need to find real J-mats to finish the task. Any movie Jessica Alba partakes in falls into this dreadful fallacy. True thespians that indulge in J-mat media include Angelina Jolie, Shannon Tweed, Sharon Stone, and Anna Paquin (see metacafe.com for examples).

"Have you seen Diane Lane in Unfaithful? Pretty good J-mats..."

"Angelina Jolie has fallen off. She needs to make more j-mats."

"Amanda Seyfried's new movie looks like it might have some j-mats"

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Sandy J

The act of giving a someone a hand job using sand paper only.

Jeff gave Harold one hell of a Sandy J today.

Oh shit dude, I hope my girlfriend doesn't give me a Sandy J tonight.

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The Top J

The Top J represents the man, the myth, and the legend himself; Jerdani Kraja🤑!!! This man is #blessed enough to be able to sell us THE STRETCHIEST and best YoungLa Family Owned Clothing😮! The Top J is my best friend, and we always connect on a higher vibrational level👽, oh yeah and you can't forget about his infatuation with underage Instagram girls😎

"Yo man...Did you hear?? The Top J just released a new RGMNT chain!! A MUST COP! FUAAAA"

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j-heezy

Freshest dude on campus...!

J-heezy always rockin sum new kickz... n he keeps dem clean

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J Praise

A youtuber known for his song wasted and is also gay

Wanna know some thing gay j praise

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