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Euphemism for quickly bopping the bacon prior to a mutually agreed upon event or outing.
I'll meet you at the bar shortly, I just gotta give the dog a kong.
An extraordinary shit that could easily have been the biggest shit you've ever shat.
Man, I just pooped out a fight between godzilla and king kong.
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1. The greatest movie quote of the 21st century
2. The most overused quote by average people since "Kneel before Zod!" from Superman 2. It basically means you are unbeatable since King Kong was considered unbeatable and you are saying even he's not on your level
1. (Denzel as Alonzo) "I'll burn this whole motherfucker down! King Kong ain't got SHIT on me!"
2. (Some average guy on the 'net) You wanna fight me? You can't beat me! King Kong ain't got SHIT on me!
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An expression used to describe someone as being the worst at the current act they are doing (playing a game, washing dishes, etc.)
The explanation is that Hong Kong is in China which is one of the largest countries for donkey-related products to be made (aka. slaughtering donkeys). Since donkeys are so easy to kill in China which is the explanation of them being basically free (in China).
"I can't believe I went 0-16" "ARE YOU SERIOUS? Dude you're freer than a Donkey on Hong Kong Day"
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Super-Kong-Dong-Master-Destroyer-Size(adj.) To describe something that is overly large, bigger than the biggest, overly huge or supersized. A word describing an object (can be anything really) that is extremely large in length, width, height, or of abnormal largeness.
Person 1: "WOW!!! check it out! look at her boobs! they are super-kong-dong-master-destroyer-size!!! Man.....I've never seen some so huge!"
Person 2: "Holy Christmas! it's SUPER-KONG-DONG-MASTER-DESTROYER-SIZED!"
"Ya' know I thought I had seen them all.. till yesterday when I saw his super-kong-dong-master-destroyer-sized...cock! It's the biggest ever!"
You know your BIG when she says that your Super-Kong-Don-Master-Destroyer-Size!"
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A tongue-in-cheek claim that you are bigger than a Russian mob syndicate.
After Theo told his neighborhood friends "King Kong ain't got SHIT on me," he was shot by a hit man hired by the Russian mob. Ironically enough the hit man was King Kong. Theo was deaf.
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Its in the song "what do you say?" by Mickey Avalon. This song also appears in the movie THE HANGOVER.
Bascically.. Its what you say when you're too fucked up.
person 1: What do you say when your too fucked up?
tiny voiced person: king kong kitchie kitchie ky-me-yo
person 1: What do you say when you run out of drugs?
tiny voiced person: king kong kitchie kitchie ky-me-yo
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