Five Finger Lettuce

Beating up a gay guy

I gave Ethan a Five Finger Lettuce all the way back to fucking london, mate.

Butter Lettuced

When a person ejaculates in between another’s buttocks and adds butter to taste

Sam butter lettuced his wife in a port-a-potty by the creek last night.

lords lettuce

this that medicated shit

this is me using the lords lettuce in a sentence

Mexican lettuce

Putting potato chips on a sandwich.

Hey put some potato chips on your sandwich it’s great. You mean Mexican lettuce?

yok of lettuce

A group of lettuce

Jen went shopping and bought a yok of lettuce for her garden salad

dropping lettuce

A purposefully ambiguous term that can be substituted for any sexual/drug related saying.

Shit mayne, wanna head on up to the garage apartment start dropping lettuce?

Lettuce Leaf

Bomb Ass Weed, Very Green & Aesthetically appealing.

Yo, I heard Chauncey got the plug for that lettuce Leaf, That mf owes me 30 dollaz i'm finna make him smoke me out.

Ja'Bryan always has the best Lettuce Leaf man. But La'Randy always gives me the low for that Lettuce Leaf!