Slaying Mountain Lions

Hoggin' but with skinny bitches

Are we hoggin' tonight Johnson? Nah man, I'm Slaying Mountain Lions. Or preferably,"I'm Slay me a Mountain Lion."

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Sea Lion

the action of a teacher committing an unspeakable atrocious (sex) to students, usually in the form of orgy.

Leo, stop being a Sea Lion
Dean's girlfriend got Sea Lion-ed

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racist mountain lion

A huge mountain lion with a plaid shirt that lives in the hills and eats lots of dark meat and kills black,Indian tan folks

good luck yal watch out for the racist mountain lion

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lion king-ing

When you nuzzle into someone, (generally into their neck) in a cute and slightly atavistic fashion, much like employed by Simba and Nala in the popular Disney film, "The Lion King"

Hannah; What are you doing?
Rhiannon; Lion King-ing you. What? It's cute!

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big lion

Another name for an unreasonably large dong.

"Dylan has such a big lion!"

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Food Lion

A term used to describe one's bulge in the pants. "Food Lions" usually incite fear and/or happiness. In most cases, fearful happiness. God bless Food Lion.

Holy hell, check out Timmy's enormous Food Lion! How misshapen you are!

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The black lion god

The black lion god is a popular furaffinity vore character that gives people a place to rest in his stomach.

Hey are you looking for a place to rest well the Black lion god has got you covered.