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Accomplishing two things by doing one.
Similar to "killing two birds with one stone."
Let's boil a lobster and buy some snacks when we stop for gas.
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"look at the guy with the tatts, i bet he's a rock lobster"
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when someone or something is amazingly cool or awesome
ashleigh your shoes are totally rock lobster
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When you pound a girls pussy so hard that it sweels up and hold onto your dick.
I had to get my dick amputated cuz that drunk bitch lobster clawed me.
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Pronunciation: /lฤk , หirฤ , หlรคbstษr/
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A sexual act in which a partner performs oral stimulation on a female partner with a yeast infection, while simultaneously pinching both her nipples in the manner of a lobster.
Origin
Oberlin, OH - 2013
I suppose I should have told my boyfriend that I had a yeast infection from swimming in Lake Erie before he gave me Lake Erie Lobster last night.
Having a hemorrhoid pushed back in with a dildo.
Joey paid a hooker to give him a Bahamian lobster trap.
She's the love of your life.
As told my Phoebe Buffay on the TV show, Friends.
PHOEBE: Hang in there, it's gonna happen.
ROSS: Wha, OK, now how do you know that?
PHOEBE: Because she's your lobster.
CHANDLER: Oh, she's goin' somewhere.
PHOEBE: C'mon you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You know what, you can actually see old lobster couples walkin' around their tank, ya know, holding claws like...
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