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Vapor lock is why men snore when they sleep on their back caused by their balls flopping over their asshole.
I didn't get any sleep last night because Scott was vapor locked.
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a term used to convince others to sports invest there entire account balance on a relatively unlikely sports outcome
"Listen, you have to put it all on the Melbourne Storm against the Panthers tonight, it's my lock of the week"
You then proceed to lose a grand, and have to drink yourself to death
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A town full of ratchet hoes. Only known for the airport, but it is still 4787689653 times better than Suffield because they suck.
"Oh you live in Windsor Locks?"
"Yes we're ratchet but I'm so thankful I don't live in suffield."
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A non-secret secret organization created to exclude others.
Activities include telling other people they cannot be in Lock Club, explaining why they cannot be in Lock Club, and voting on various Lock Club issues.
Voting when issues arise is mandatory for all Lock Club members. A unanimous vote is required to actually change anything, unless Alby really wants to, and Joe kinda backs him up a bit. Facists.
Offshoots of Lock Club include:
- Glock Club, a CS clan shut down due to lack of interest.
- Rock Club, consists of Dan, and his heart really isn't in it.
- The Meeyokeys, consists of anyone who can actually make that sound.
- There are rumors of a "People who have taken a piss on Nonnie" offshoot, but these are unverified.
Remember, you cannot join Lock Club. No matter how much you beg. Because that's the point. Get it? No, you can't join. Yes, we know it's YOU, but that would undermine the entire point of it. Fine, we'll take a fucking vote...
Dude, why can't I join Lock Club?
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stereotypical black guy: hey dawg, loosen up dem cop locks
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Lock arff is when some mad ting is cock-blocked, like when a road is “shutdown” ( mad song), basically, it is when someone or some ting is out of bounds to you or some peng tings.
Ramzy-“Damn booi she be phat as fock, dose curves make me suffocate blud.”
Shane-“Naaah mun, dat chick be LOCK ARFF, yeh she be a virgin, but she got a bf, damn he Dench doe. Asked dat chick out bruv. REJECTION OOOOOOOOOOFFF.”
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Locks, commonly found on public bathrooms, which can easily be opened from the outside with a coin.
I wanna go to the toilet but I can't do it here coz they have pedophile locks.
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