It's great, I'm learning a lot

A. I don't give a fuck! In fact I'm screwing things up just to piss off my boss.

B. I'm so aggrevated at the fuckups I can't even think straight!

A:
Boss: how's that new project going Schmitty?
Schmitty: it's great, I'm learning a lot!

B:
manager (to boss): How is Schmitty doing? I'm really glad you're taking the time to show him this new process.
Boss *eye twitch* it's great, I'm learning a lot!

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Parking Lot pimpin'

rollin' in da p lot chissy checkin' for holla back girls

my roll dog Nick H always be rollin' the p lots screenin' for ho's

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is a lot like jin'do

When comparing an activity to something completely different. When making fun of someone that just made a poor analogy. When poking fun at Chizer.

Repairing a toilet's flang shooter is a lot like jin'do.

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Papa John's Parking Lot

(Noun): a girl who has a wreaked vagina. The girl is classified as a whore and has sex alot. A girl who is very "lose" and gets plowed in the butt or vagina very often.
Sometimes referred to by short as: PJPL

Justin: "Dude i was with my girlfriend last night and she wanted to do it. But when she took her pants off she was a Papa John's Parking Lot."

Jake: "Wow she must have sex alot to be as lose as a Papa John's Parking Lot."

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SHOUT A LOT MONDAY!

Any Monday where by you feel that you may actually want to shout at people via the caps lock feature on your keyboard.
Invented by Kronk of The Battlefield Gym home of The Glasgow Freestyle Fighters Forum on 11/05/2009

HAD ENOUGH??!!! OR DO YA WANT SUMMORE!!!! ITS "SHOUT A LOT MONDAY!" FFS DONT YE KNOW!

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PARKING LOT KISS OFF

When you meet someone and take two different cars to a function, restaurant, sports game, graduation, movie and you're hoping to spend more time with them afterwards and you get to the parking lot and they go on their own in different cars.

Hey John how was your dinner? Dinner was good but I got the PARKING LOT KISS OFF.

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girls wearing lots of rings

Yea she’s probably gay or bi or pan or something. She might have a hoop side nose piercing or a septum as well. Lots of rings is something fellow gays can usually tell the sexuality’s of others with. Along with things like cuffed pants and colorful dyed hair.

Lesbian: Ahhh i wanna go up and make a move but i don’t know if she’s straight or not.

Friend: That girls wearing lots of rings and has the bottom portion of her head buzzed, she’s definitely a little fruity.

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