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Basically the guacamole machine is when a guy is eating out a girl with a really long clitoris (usually like 5-6 inches long) and lots of feces get clogged up inside her vagina. So while he's eating her out lots of green shit comes out. Usually it's the remains from her menstruation or eggs being "broken" or not taking showers. The taste is that of rotten fish or smelly ass onions that have rotten for months.
Gabby or other shitty girls who don't keep themselves clean in any way and therefore have a guacamole machine.
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A woman who only gives birth to girls.
No I don't wanna get involved with you, your mom was a slut machine.
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A term when performing oral sex on a dude, the other person will use soap as lube and roll his balls around in his/her mouth.
Dude 1: "Man, last night was great, she gave me a washing machine."
Dude 2: "Oh really, what kind of soap did she use, I find dawn to work the best!"
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The first installment of Noah Martinez, he died in battle after getting a gold medal in a Karate tournament and evolved into the Nezzy Machine Mark II.
He was a faggot.
Fran "Do you remember the Nezzy Machine?"
Ollie "Yes he was a faggot."
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A friends younger sibling, usually very annoying and loud. Talks too much and is relentlessness in questions and annoying or retarded antics.
Nick: Seb, your cousin marcel is such a fucking headache machine.
Seb: Yea I know dude I'm sorry he is such a fag.
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Slut Machine is named after the similarity of the motion used with a slot machine
When a woman is wearing a revealing top and you go up and request for a high five; once their arm is in the air you grab it by the wrist and yell out SLUT MACHINE!!!! and the pull down the arm and place your face in between her breasts and engage in a classic motor boating
So this chicks boobs were popping out and I went up to here and gave her the slut machine
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Someone who eats a lot of veggies, has a toned bod, very little body fat, and can hike anywhere at any time.
Will surprise almost everyone with their body strength. Usually tanned. Would definitely be the type who goes to cross fit/soul cycle classes.
Have you seen Harry's summer body?
Oh my gosh he's a LEAN MACHINE
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