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Self conceded and Egotistical. Will play multiple girls at once. Will frequently make offensive and rude remarks. Will loathe in corners while overwhelmed with his pathetic amount of self pity. Typically bad at baseball. Most maxes wear mismatched outfits and resemble heat miser. Tall and ugly.
Person: hey see Max over there?
Me: yeah why?
Person: they suck.
Coach: Max you need to get to third base faster.
Coach: oh wait, if you weren't always benched, you could.
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goofiest man to exist, zero bitches. homosexual.
bitch 1: how many bitches you get?
max: *throws up 4s”
bitch 1: oh
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A horny black man that failed no nut November just a week before December 1st.
Michael: Yo Max u failed nnn yet?
Max: Yea actually I did to some hentai
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Max is amazing, he has brown hair and brown eyes that you get lost in. He plays drums and is great a sport. He is extremely competitive with some people. He loves to wear sunglasses in photos and he likes milkshakes! He is the best friend you could ever ask for, and probably a fantastic boyfriend and kisser. Everyone needs a max in their life.
Person one: he was so nice, I didn't catch his name.
Person two: it was proberly Max!
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Max is such a beautiful and intelligent human being. They are gender fluid and just a beautiful outsider to the worl they are loving, caring. And can get a little freaky. The best. Match for a max is a Damien
Max is hot af
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MAX IS THE BEST PERSON EVER TO BE MET EVER. HE'S SWEET, KIND, CARING, AND WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU. if you have a max, keep him close to you. never let him go!
also, maxes are cute as hell
Oh wow that person must be a max.
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