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A tasty snack of cum and period blood (see rainbow drink).
Last night, took this girl home and got a delicious surprise of Eton mess, best day of the month!
You use this sentence when your friends talk about their drama, you obviously don’t know what to say so you just say “that’s messed up”
Person 1: my mom and my dad got into an argument and now they’re getting divorced.
Person 2: uh….uhm That’s messed up sorry for that.
A legend!
One who destroys little green soldiers!
Captain Mess, loved by all, respected by done!
A term originally coined by SPC Groth while deployed in eastern Afghanistan. He used the term to describe a soldier who was covered in his own blood and tears. It then caught on to most of the camp in the following weeks. Songs were written about it, etc.
LT - Has anyone seen Wheeler?
Groth - Yea, he's up that staircase. He's bleeding out and crying; it's a real hero's mess up there.
(The name above, 'Wheeler' has been changed from the original name of the soldier)
Usually used in reference to the lore present in the video game series, "Metal Gear Solid."
Fool: "Hey could you try to explain to me the story behind MGS?"
Smart Individual: "Hell no! I myself, get lost in that jumbled mess."
Wasted. Squandered. Used inappropriately.
That person messed off the money instead of paying the bills.
a whole shit load of crotch critters
Megan has done gone and given Donny a whole mess of crabs