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The act of cumming in the anus of your other half, then proceeding to suck it out and spit it into her vagina, then continuing intercourse until the nut is a fine cream, then proceeding to suck it out and spit it into her mouth.
"Sorry I couldn't make it to work today, the wife wanted me to give her a Michigan snow drift."
"What the hell is that?"
"Don't worry about it."
When a guy who is able to lactate pumps up his nipples so that they are hard enough to penetrate his partner's anus or vagina. Then he proceeds to milk his inflated, purple udders into the anus or vagina while the partner milks semen out of his penis.
Dan: bro, I can see your fat ass nipples poking through your shirt, do you have an infection or something?
Bob: no, my girl gave me a Michigan Purple Cow last night.
Dan: dude that's fucked up
Sex position. When you paint a mitten on a girl out of ranch dressing and proceed to fuck her while drinking Faygo pop. When you finish yell out “OPE!” as loud as possible.
I gave her a good Michigan Power Rodding last night.
When you are doing anal and your partner shits.
¨Man, I was enjoying anal until she gave me the Michigan Mud Hole!
Michigan native who you are trying to pass or merge in front of that speeds up to close that gap.
I witnessed a Michigander towing their snowmobiles traveling at 60 mph in the left lane on I96 westbound perform a beautifully executed Michigan Squeezing Twat on a vehicles attempting to pass them.
A sexual act in which a man spreads honey on his dick and uses it adhere aspirin to it. He then asks someone to suck off the honey and aspirin from his dick.
Anna had a headache so Joseph gave her a sideways Michigan typewriter. Her head was fine after that.
When there's enough snow on your back porch (read: October to May), get a bowl, fill it with snow, and pour Maple syrup on it. You'll need 3-4 layers to make it snow cone consistency.
Yo, snow day!!! Ready for some delicious Michigan Snow Cones?