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When you're 1,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count
Sami: 'You've gotta go on tour with him' Fiona:'Why?'' Sami: Because of the 1000 mile rule, 1,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count '
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after duking some sweet gal in the bum. you take your piece out before you cum. than you spit out on her back in a straight line from her neck to her lower back.
BAMF!! spakow!! spakow!! spakow!!
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1 mile = 6.5 fat people miles
A unit of measurement to express what it's like for fat people to walk or ride a bike for 1 mile. An unhealthy fat person walking 1 mile (5,280ft) is really like them walking approximately 6.5 miles(34,320ft) because they'll most likely get tired or hungry and become weaker and weaker. Not necessarily used to relate the amount of time it takes for them to complete the stated miles but more the amount of effort and concern for actually finishing.
-Hey, lets walk to Amenia.
-How far?
-About 2 miles.
-Are you kidding? That's like walking 13 fat people miles for me. Do I look like fucking Usain Bolt?
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The opposite of the mile high club, where the requirement for membership is to have sex below the surface of the earth. Also applies to submarines.
Guy #1: I heard he went spelunking with his girlfriend last week. Apparently he joined the Mile Low Club.
Guy #2: Aww yeah I'd explore her cave alllllll night long.
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Nazi Soldier #1: U-Boat 96 just got back. I heard the captain joined the MLC while they were at sea, chicka chicka yeah chicka chicka.
Nazi Soldier #2: Nasty dude, that was an all-male expedition!
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To stare blankly while deeply in thought as if you were looking a thousand miles away.
Usually brought on by a stressful event or situation, causing one to block out their surroundings and stare off into nothing.
To Space out or Daydream
Also called the 1000 Yard Stare
"Look at Billy and that Thousand Mile Stare he's locked in - It's a shame he lost his friend in battle."
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Getting it while on a train. The railroad version of the Mile High Club. Taken from the term "mile post," the railroad equivalent of highway mile markers. Applies to intercity and commuter trains (Amtrak, Metra, Metro North, etc.).
1. I joined the milepost club on the Amtrak train to New York last night.
2. Sex life dull and boring? Try riding the train and joining the mile post club.
3. You've banged 3 girls on a plane? Well, I banged 7 girls on Amtrak on one train trip from New York to LA. The benefits of being a member of the mile post club.
4. I never had time to pursue my sexual fantasies before I joined the mile post club. Now I get it every night on my commute on Metra from Chicago to Homewood.
The act of having sex in a submarine.
You: Dude i just joined the mile under club.
Friend: You mean mile high club?
You: No, i fucked in submarine bro.