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An obese African American lady of the evening; a fat black hooker.
When I was in Memphis last week I broke me off a piece of Mississippi fat back.
How was it man?
Greasy!
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Aggressively fisting your Violin teacher in a predetermined rhythmic pattern, in a similar fashion to bowing your violin.
After my professor kept my criticizing my violin playing, I gave her a Mississippi Hot Dog to shut her up.
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Tightly-packed marijuana in a gelatin capsule.
"I dropped two Mississippi time bombs before noon and by two o'clock I was baked as a cake!"
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an act which enlists a group of posh, pretentious twats, who, usually, know each other from the villages' local cricket teams. Said twats get naked, and all do a shit on a long peice of heavy duty plastic which is laid out down the length of one's garden. They then proceed to take turns in running up to and sliding down the plastic, which by now is covered in shit.
posh twat 1: "oh Mortimer, do join us for a Mississippi Mud Slide on Saturday after cricket."
posh twat 2 (who we now know as 'Mortimer'):"That'd be just splendid if I didn't have an infected bock boil. I'll come along for the chinwag though"
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When the male partner has diareha and shits in the female partners mouth. The the female opens her mouth and the male dips his nut sack in her mouth. Then slaps the female in the face with it. Leaving a mud like substance on her face. (Mississippi Mud Slap)
I wasnt feeling too good so i gave her a Mississippi Mud Slap.
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When a fat chick shits herself while wearing a thong thus splitting the turd in half... thus the saw mill.
Rachel tried to make it to the bathroom but left a Mississippi Saw Mill in my hallway!!
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The act of deficating in a womans mouth and having her perform oral sex on you afterwords.
Man I totally gave that chick a mississippi mouthful last night!
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