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Modern caillou

An awsome guy that doesnt throw tantrums unlike classic caillou

Boris: modern caillou! you are ungrounded! go and do whatever you want
Modern caillou: Yay! thanks dad! i'm going to chuck e cheese's

by RealMaxthanimator February 9, 2019

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Modern suicide

When somebody ignores all the scientific facts, that something can kill you and still decides to do said activity.

"He lit a firework in his mouth and nearly killed himselfe"

"Damn, he tried to do modern suicide"

by Penhold July 27, 2017


post modern hipster

A tobacco using, meat eating, fixed gear rider with tattoos who delivers food all over town and wears a hip pouch every day regardless of the occasion.

Post modern hipsters are so anti conformity

by Surlkone March 7, 2016


school of modern skills

Best school if you dont go to this school man you suck at life

wow i go to school of modern skills i am cool

by Ughh daddy September 6, 2021


Modern Grnaola

When someone posts all there outdoor, escape frome technology, hike, etc. photos. Sometimes includes smoking.

Wow! Nice photo Mike you're really modern grnaola.

by ||¡||¡||▪︎ November 14, 2022


alt-modernism

Paradigm that correlations are mediums.

Instead of dismissing a correlation as deja vu, alt-modernism argues correlations have an ontology.

Working on the assumption that a correlation can act as a MEDIUM for understanding: alt-modernism concludes that correlations are the pseudo-random numbers.

by flightfacilities February 19, 2022


Modern Men

men who paint their nail, wear makeup, and put on dresses. What happened to men being into manly thing? you know what i'm into? big, beefy, buff, burly, sweaty men with big cock.

Modern men suck bro, be into masculine shit like me.

by BOT 1.0 October 10, 2022