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While at you your bachelor party in Denver, one of your best buds slips laxative into your drink without you knowing. So you go to get your lap dance and suddenly can no longer hold your shit inside your body, and just let it go. Your getting married in a week anyways so who cares.
Yo Bobby did you hear about Brian getting that Moist Lap Dance? It was pretty gnar!
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A big mosit and filthy mommy obommy, just simply that
dude, she is SUCH a BMFMO(Big Moist Filthy Mommy Obommy)
It is possible to moisten ones eyebrows by dipping them in a bowl of water.
Uses in a sentence:
Present tense: The man instructed you to "Get your eyebrows moist".
Past tense: The man got his eyebrows moist".
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A younger sexually active female teenager who is always "up for it"
"see that girl over there?"
"yeah, what a moistee!!!"
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noun: what happens when a female or homosexual man becomes sexually aroused. Causing profuse amounts of lubricants to secrete from the vagina walls and/or rectum.
Dude, I just gave Gina the moistees.
Guy 1: Hey bro. Why is the couch all wet?
Gut 2: Sorry brosef, I just watched Sleepless in Seattle and got the moistees.
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One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought
thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"
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Something really fucked up you don't wanna no or you will end up committing suicide ten times over I mean fuck it's really fucking terriable. 🤢🤢🤢🤢😩😫😤😶
Betty crockers moist chocolate cake will become Betty crockers moist chocolate cake