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While at you your bachelor party in Denver, one of your best buds slips laxative into your drink without you knowing. So you go to get your lap dance and suddenly can no longer hold your shit inside your body, and just let it go. Your getting married in a week anyways so who cares.
Yo Bobby did you hear about Brian getting that Moist Lap Dance? It was pretty gnar!
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A big mosit and filthy mommy obommy, just simply that
dude, she is SUCH a BMFMO(Big Moist Filthy Mommy Obommy)
It is possible to moisten ones eyebrows by dipping them in a bowl of water.
Uses in a sentence:
Present tense: The man instructed you to "Get your eyebrows moist".
Past tense: The man got his eyebrows moist".
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One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought
thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"
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The act of taking your dick out of a wet vagina and sticking your finger in then using the juice to give the girl a wet willy.
I was having sex with Jason but halfway through he gave me a moist willy it was really weird.
When you recreate the Francis Scott Key Bridge with 2 guys. One guy slaps his penis harshly across another hard penis resting on a table cracking it like a glow stick and then quickly shoving it up his rectum.
Guy 1: i saw the francis scott key bridge collapse this morning it was terrible
Guy 2: yea but it reminded me that you promised me a moist bridge collapse
Rating of how wet something makes you.
On a scale from moist to tsunami, noodle soup is a strong tide.