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While at you your bachelor party in Denver, one of your best buds slips laxative into your drink without you knowing. So you go to get your lap dance and suddenly can no longer hold your shit inside your body, and just let it go. Your getting married in a week anyways so who cares.
Yo Bobby did you hear about Brian getting that Moist Lap Dance? It was pretty gnar!
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A big mosit and filthy mommy obommy, just simply that
dude, she is SUCH a BMFMO(Big Moist Filthy Mommy Obommy)
It is possible to moisten ones eyebrows by dipping them in a bowl of water.
Uses in a sentence:
Present tense: The man instructed you to "Get your eyebrows moist".
Past tense: The man got his eyebrows moist".
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One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought
thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"
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The destroyer of worlds, they destroyed the world of Toaster Town and made T0ASTERB0I the last of his kind, although their origins are unknown some say they are space pirates that attack nearby planets in their universe.
Do you know of the Moist Men? They are the destroyer of worlds and killed thousands of innocent Toasters!
Something really fucked up you don't wanna no or you will end up committing suicide ten times over I mean fuck it's really fucking terriable. 🤢🤢🤢🤢😩😫😤😶
Betty crockers moist chocolate cake will become Betty crockers moist chocolate cake