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the worst fucking day of the week when every minut feels like an hour
super slow monday is the worst
Part of a weekly calendar
Meat Beat Monday is to beat your meat nonstop to gay porn.
Dood: hey its meat beat mondays!
Other dood: Oh hell yeah!
A day where people celebrate Mommy Milkers
Typically used to describe a day of the week
“Hey what day is it?”
“It’s Mommy Milkers Monday.”
You’ve rested up and are ready to get some work done, the day of productivity and smarts.
Person 1: I’ve been amping up my exercise
Person 2: For non-intensive exercise, why don’t you just incorporate it into your daily life?
Person 1: I guess they don’t lie when they call it Big Brain Monday
In parody of "No-Nut November" and its rise in popularity in 2017, "Moan More Monday" is an event starting on the first Monday , in which you moan until completion in a quantity in relation to the date.
yo bro its moan more monday lets moan together
the one male you desire
A time where you and your loved one can get naughty😉.
Oo it’s man crush monday and my boyfriends home alone!
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monday is the day we all get use "she" instead of "they"
on margot
Sophia: "Look! They are right there."
Logan: "Sophia, you cant use "they" on margot! It's misgender margot monday."
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