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The frightening creature that dwells within a women's crundle. Usually, this monster creaps out whenever the women bends over and it makes this sound- rraaaaaaaahhhhhhhh. This monster is among the worst smelling things found on earth and resembles some kind of mix between a hermit crab, a hobbit, and Hank Aaron. Warning signs for a women with a crundle: a gunt, a muffin top, a Fupa, a Vagamuch, or with feke.
Look out! The crundle monster is gonna get you.
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a pipi monster is a genetically engineered monster that is white and is shaped somewhat like an onion. a pipi monster is born with hepatitis C. through out its life it is only 1 foot tall when its in normal stage, but it can learn to shrink to about an inch or grow to about 200 feet, pipi monsters are feisty but love their owners if raised right. the are nocturnal creatures and can be thought to fly, burn down house, turn its arms into devices and spread havoc. i am one of the few to own a pipi monster. :) i hope now u know about the pipi monsters.
i love my pipi monster named pipi'rzz
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A sexual position where a man and a woman enter a reverse cowboy, and a crowd of men (preferably Asian) form a circle around the 2 and urinate on the woman. This symbolizes fending off the mythic Chinese dragon.
Guy 1 - "Dude, i need a new position to try on my girlfriend"
(Asian) Guy 2 - "How about the legendary Chinese Monster"
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1: When an individual eats pussy very well, with such intensity and aggression to the point where the female tries to run... drooling, and screaming, (as if a monster was after her) only doing so in pleasure not fear and agony.
Usually leads to total physical exhaustion.
2: The term can also be used to describe someone with an abnormally long tongue.
1) girl #1: this dude ate my pussy so good last night I almost felt like I was bein' taken advantage of.
girl #2: damn you had you a pussy monster huh.
2) This girl once told me she had dreams about my tongue, said I was like 'Venom' from Spiderman.
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a monster that lives deep inside the pipes of your toilet. eats all the poop and instantly grows bigger until the toilet backs up or goes into your average toilet clogging. then before the plunger hits,, it goes deep into the sewer until the left over excrament is removed. dont be alarmed,, they only feed on fecal matter and most every average household posesses a poop monster.
i think we've got ourselves a poop monster in our toilet... time to call the plumber / exterminator.
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a really really really big penis 10 inch +
i have a huge monster dick
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The blue...thing in Sesame Street that used to consume cookies in large amounts, but has now been turned into the Veggie Monster to make sure that the children of America will not go and become fatter than their parents.
"Hey, did you see the Cookie Monster?"
"Say what? Who dat?"
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