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Having sex with a backpack on and multiple female partners
when I went to Utah, some girl ask me if i wanted to go Mormon Missionary.
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When a Mormon gets mad at a non-Mormon and craps in a bag and leaves it for the latter as a gift.
After being ridiculed for his religious beliefs being fake, John decided to leave his coworker a nice, hot mormon steamer after a delicious lunch at Taco Bell.
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anal sex without withdrawal for an extended amount of time
man: aww man im sore
man 2: what happened
man: me and some girl had mormon glory for 3 hours.
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The actual name for the "creaures" called "vampires" in the movie Twilight.
They have a VERY basic similarity with classic vampires, but due to their EXTREME deviation in abilities and weaknesses, they really have no reason at all to be called "vampires".
Prepubescent Girl: OMG I love the vampires in Twilight!
Older Brother: STFU those aren't vampires, they're Super-Mormons! Vampires are actualy cool, Super-Mormons are just gay.
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someone who does work for the church and doesn't get any of the churches millions. they or they're family has to pay for everything. you can't watch tv, listen to the radio or make more than two phone calls a year. these poor young adults are guilted into doing the churches work because it doesn't make enough money with the millions who are paying 10% of what they make.
"hey join the church."
"no, you dumbass mormon missionary."
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Any true fact that proves a Mormon is lying
From: Ctrman Sent: 5/18/2007 2:34 AM
Even before looking at your specific site here you have Anti Mormon Paulson's book
"Breaking the Mormon Code," by Matthew Paulson, is a well-written critique of Mormon Scholarship in regard to Christian theology.
This book is unlike other apologetics in that Paulson does not set out to prove that Mormonism is theologically incorrect. Instead, he reveals the ways in which Mormon scholars deceive their readers by misquoting, taking out of context, and misapplying the teachings of the Early Christian Church Fathers.
5 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
Truth Seekers need this book!, January 27, 2007
By "Equipping Christians" (Kansas City)
Availability: In Stock. Ships from and sold by Amazon.com
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