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When you do something sneaky and get away with it. // when you do some trickery or pull some shit off.// when you pull off a pimp flip or parquet move or some athletic feat.
I went home with this bomb from the club last night and woke up to her mom showing up calling her name, so I flexed my NINJA MUSCLE, jump out of the window dipped down the fire escape and ran out.
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A weak bodypart.
Will Waterman has popcorn muscles and a popcorn knee.
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Something women expect all men to have in order to not be called ugly, but when men do get this, all women care about is the body of the male and not who they really are inside. So they get laid a lot. When this happens, men get blamed for being pigs. This is known as "Feminism"
Dude: Yo lovely lady, i got a good personality and a cute butt.
Lady: Ew, no sixpack, build in coffee maker of "v" muscle, go away.
Dude: But i got blankets and movies to caress you softly in!
Lady: Freak. Go away or im calling the cops.
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When your muscles are big and strong but you don't know how to use them.
"All those muscles are popcorn muscles, he's soft."
-Brandon Marshall on Joey Porter
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A girl decides to give a man a back massage. At this point he secretly pulls out his cock and starts jerking off. If the man is not sneaky enough, the girl is surprised and runs screaming out of the room. Either way, the man is left feeling refreshed and relaxed.
What is better than steak and a blow job? A muscle relaxer.
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To be swollen; to be fucking jacked. Gaining so much mass that girls offer ass. The definition of having guns for buns. Flex for sex? You don't even need to flex to get sex. Remember, Muscles, never steamers.
Dude have you seen that kid AAJ? Kids a fucking Muscle Hamster.
That Townie murph is the definition of a Muscle Hamster
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Think american muscle is cool. Try Australian muscle! V8's forever!!!!!
brrrrrrrrrrrr look at that holden!
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