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An overweight person who wears too tight a pair of jeans and shirt, giving them the appearance of a mushroom top. While they walk, they often jiggle.
Traci: Wow jiggling mushroom at 12 o'clock.
James: Yeah they should ban fat people from skinny jeans...
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The head of a penis.
Vas deferens
The man's mushroom tip went flaccid when he saw the festering sore on Tony's rectum.
penis
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The cellulite filled poc marks on an old womans ass. They somewhat resemble a bag of cottage cheese.
"Your mom has serious butt mushrooms".
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The end part of a mans penis which is so hardand sore it eventually looks like a mushroom.
Me -"CRIST! Look at that germans bell!"
My bro -"Mushroom helmet!"
*everyone watching german porn laughs*
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When a guy takes his hard dick, after having anal sex and swings it as hard as he can, hitting a person (hopefully a girl) on her cheek with his penis. If done correctly it will leave a mushroom imprint for several minutes with a lasting red spot afterwards and a nice brown mushroom stain.
That stupid bitch pissed me off so I stuck it in her ass and then gave her a nice Dirty Mushroom
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an extremely ugly girl that looks like a man
"seriously dude, why are you dating that mushroom taco?"
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When a girl's engorged labia pops out the side of her shorts or panties, it resembles the top of a mushroom.
She was dancing on the stage in her short shorts when her mushroom popped.
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