Fucked my dick off

After sexual intercourse, you realize it was so good that you can no longer feel your penis

"Bro, we smashed so hard last night she basically fucked my dick off"

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National see my dick day

You have to whip out your dick any time someone asks you to on October 8th

Ay yo whip it out, it's national see my dick day

dick my suck

Dick my suck is an expression ONLY used by the real cool kids (probably millenials)

Millenial: Oy bitch, dick my suck!
Me (in my mind): pls kys

My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.

A terrifying threat, don’t

“My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”

“Dude what the fuck”

My juicy dick

A nice desert 👍

My juicy dick is tasty! Wanna have some?

my dick is scary

its so small that its scary

heyyyyyy my dick is scary

My dicks bigger

If you have long legs you have a humungus dick is so big when you get a boner it wraps around the world 8 times

Hey Aria My dick is bigger because my legs are longer then yours you have short legs = one inch pinch. Long legs = My dicks bigger