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Mark Nap

Get blackout drunk. Pass out pants down on the toilets with arms folded on the knees. Process of the “Mark Nap”:
Step 1: Get blasted drunk
Step 2: Blackout
Step 3: Wake up on the potty to find
your knees make a perfect pillow
Step 4: Enjoy the solid morning buzz
from the night before
Step 5: Go back to bed before the
hangover sets in (how could a sleep
lover argue with this wonderful new-
age nap!)

I thought I was going to take it easy tonight but I ended up taking a Mark Nap.

by Sambino Venucci September 7, 2022


Tiktok Nap

when you're tired and you get into bed just to watch tiktok to rest your brain

samantha: "hey, i'm going to go take a tiktok nap"
evan: "okay, i'll talk to you later"

by blissfulems September 15, 2023


thanksgiving nap

When you eat your self into a food coma then wake up from it you eat into oblivion again particularly it seems to happen on Thanksgiving day

Yo man Jackson still ain't up from his thanksgiving nap

by KingClown November 27, 2015


Cuzzo Nap

A Cuzzo Nap is when you tell someone you’re gonna nap for an hour or two. But in reality, you knock out anywhere from 8-12 hours.

Hey Pablo, I haven’t really slept so Imma take a famous Cuzzo nap. I’ll talk to you in an hour or so.

by shanekwazo February 25, 2022


liquid nap

Drinking a caffinated beverage in order to stay away instead of taking an actual nap.

I really need a liquid nap to get me through class today.

by Denise M November 10, 2007


Nap Stomach

The painful acidic result one receives after eating a non-healthy meal; (Philly Cheese Steak, Garbage Plate, Cheeseburger, Enchillada.) and taking a nap for a period longer than one full hour.

Chloe: Hey, what's up buddy ole' pal?

Tim: Eh, nothing much. Shouldn't have eaten that Cheese Steak for lunch. Now I have the worst nap stomach ever!

by LimTasky August 19, 2011


Swedish Nap

A nap taken by two people, one of which is Swedish or of Swedish decent. Rated in levels of 1-4 increasing with the level of sexual activity similar to that of the four basis of sex.

Elsa and I took a level 2 Swedish nap today I can't wait till she lets me go to level 4!

by Mtdependable October 18, 2017