Get blackout drunk. Pass out pants down on the toilets with arms folded on the knees. Process of the “Mark Nap”:
Step 1: Get blasted drunk
Step 2: Blackout
Step 3: Wake up on the potty to find
your knees make a perfect pillow
Step 4: Enjoy the solid morning buzz
from the night before
Step 5: Go back to bed before the
hangover sets in (how could a sleep
lover argue with this wonderful new-
age nap!)
I thought I was going to take it easy tonight but I ended up taking a Mark Nap.
when you're tired and you get into bed just to watch tiktok to rest your brain
samantha: "hey, i'm going to go take a tiktok nap"
evan: "okay, i'll talk to you later"
When you eat your self into a food coma then wake up from it you eat into oblivion again particularly it seems to happen on Thanksgiving day
Yo man Jackson still ain't up from his thanksgiving nap
A Cuzzo Nap is when you tell someone you’re gonna nap for an hour or two. But in reality, you knock out anywhere from 8-12 hours.
Hey Pablo, I haven’t really slept so Imma take a famous Cuzzo nap. I’ll talk to you in an hour or so.
Drinking a caffinated beverage in order to stay away instead of taking an actual nap.
I really need a liquid nap to get me through class today.
The painful acidic result one receives after eating a non-healthy meal; (Philly Cheese Steak, Garbage Plate, Cheeseburger, Enchillada.) and taking a nap for a period longer than one full hour.
Chloe: Hey, what's up buddy ole' pal?
Tim: Eh, nothing much. Shouldn't have eaten that Cheese Steak for lunch. Now I have the worst nap stomach ever!
A nap taken by two people, one of which is Swedish or of Swedish decent. Rated in levels of 1-4 increasing with the level of sexual activity similar to that of the four basis of sex.
Elsa and I took a level 2 Swedish nap today I can't wait till she lets me go to level 4!