Get blackout drunk. Pass out pants down on the toilets with arms folded on the knees. Process of the “Mark Nap”:
Step 1: Get blasted drunk
Step 2: Blackout
Step 3: Wake up on the potty to find
your knees make a perfect pillow
Step 4: Enjoy the solid morning buzz
from the night before
Step 5: Go back to bed before the
hangover sets in (how could a sleep
lover argue with this wonderful new-
age nap!)
I thought I was going to take it easy tonight but I ended up taking a Mark Nap.
when you're tired and you get into bed just to watch tiktok to rest your brain
samantha: "hey, i'm going to go take a tiktok nap"
evan: "okay, i'll talk to you later"
The phenomenon where you close your eyes for what you believe to be a couple of seconds, but when you open them again, several minutes to hours have actually passed.
Happens usually when you wake up to an alarm, and still feel really groggy.
I must've been really tired this morning. I woke up early, but I ended up taking a total blink-nap, and almost missed my class!
When your so high that you fall asleep.
At the party Marty got so high and took a cush nap on the floor
When you/someone gets so high on the green that you say you want to take a 30 minute nap and it turns into a 10 hour nap
Friend: I'm so tired wake me up in 30 minutes.
You: you aren't going to wake up anytime soon, trust me.
Your friend enters into a stoner nap.
When you or someone else have accounts on different social networking sites (e.g. Facebook & Twitter) but only ever go on Facebook.
You've been kidnapped by Facebook.
Guy 1: Do you have twitter?
Guy 2: Yeah..but i don't go on it, i got facebook-napped
Girl 1: Hey, why does Shannon never go on twitter?
Girl 2: She was facebook-napped
What happens when you have been working at your computer for too long, nod off and wake to find yourself nose down on the keyboard.
Was hitting the keys so hard last night to finish my paper that I had mega I-nap and woke up drooling on the keyboard at 4am.