Because Chico needed the money

When a performer takes a job solely for the money.

Inspired by Gilbert Gottfried's impression of an old Groucho Marx where he explains why the Marx Brothers took jobs on terrible projects late in their career.

"Why would Orson Wellles agree to be in that animated Transformers movie?"

"Simple, it was because Chico needed the money!"

he need some milk

Having a violent accident so bad, it's obvious from afar that all of your bones are broken

Once Kendall had hit the ground from his faulty parachute jump, it was obvious, he need some milk.

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breed the seed and need for speed

Another way to say smash-and-dash, but more complicated

All you gotta do is breed the seed and need for speed

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we need more gold

What that orc peon son of a bitch screams when you just ain't got enough!

*Trains 6 Grunts*
*Trains 3 Shaman*
*Builds a new Barracks*
*Clicks the button to build another Spirit Lodge*

Peon: WE NEED MORE GOLD!!!! >=O
You: D=<

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you need to get laid

What you say to someone when they are being pissy over trivial things.

Roomate 1: I can't believe you ate my yogurt. Ugh you are so inconsiderate. Grow up!!

Roomate 2: You need to get laid.

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Need For Speed Most Wanted

The most realistic cop chase game in the world. And not a bad tuner game.

Mother: "Honey can you come down for dinner?"
Child: "No mother, i'm too busy getting chased by cops in need for speed most wanted."

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I need a medic bag

When you are going through something so painful that you are screaming for a medic bag like Dallas from the video game Payday.

*walks on a lego*
"AAAAAAAAAAARGH! I NEED A MEDIC BAG!"

*alarm clock rings at 6 a.m on winter*
"AAAAAAAARGH, I'M DYING ! I NEED A MEDIC BAG!"