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The sixth, seventh or first night of the week, depending on your religion.
Saturday night is the most important invention in human history. Saturday night is the reason most conflicts have been resolved and is responsible for some of mankinds most excellent discoveries.
Acceptable ways to spend Saturday night include going out to the cinema, drinking beer, watching the footy highlights with your mates, clubbing, eating kebab, beating the wife and/or kids, and spending a dirty night out. Unacceptable ways to spend a Saturday night include going to bed early and being ill.
Without Saturday night it is conceivable that the couple of protein strands that joined in the primodial goo to form Earths first ever life form would never have done so, and all life as we know it would not exist.
Several other good facts about Saturday night include that it's impossible to fail to pull a slapper, it's the only night apart from Wednesday that it's legal to dine in an Indian restaurant, it's my favourite night of the week and it follows Friday night.
"It's Saturday Night! Let's get ready to rumble!"
Jim: "What shall we do?"
Pete: "Well it is Saturday night. Lets drink beer, get a kebab and go home to beat the wife and kids."
"I'm so happy it's saturday night, it's my favourite night of the week."
George: "Hey Saddam, it's Saturday night. What do you say we forget all this silly sentenced to death nonsense and go to the cinema?"
Saddam: "Infidel."
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someone who works at night or perfers to be up at night
I stay up late. but I am no night person.
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It's like morning wood, but you get it before going to sleep. It's an erection that just keeps you awake for a while and you can't fall asleep with it. One simply has to work it out.
Mom: Go to sleep honey!
Orlando (to himself): Damn this night wood, I'm really tired and I just want to go to sleep.
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The act of wrapping yourself in a blanket/towel, and aimlessly crawling around at nighttime. (Preferably 12:00am-4:00am)
Bill -"Hey bro, did you go Out with Stacy last night?"
Brett -"Nah, but I had a bomb-ass Night Crawling sess though."
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A night that goes on forever. A night where time slows down and the night becomes either the most epic night you've ever had or a series of misfortunes on an attempt to find a bed, nothing in between.
ex. A:
"This is crazy; I've spoken to three separate cops and been in three crashed parties, what the fuck is with this night?"
"This is forever night."
ex.B:
"This is the best weed ever, and I actually have some dope people to chill with and my house is within walking distance. I just got back from the lake and went to the best party of the summer, and met just an entire crew of people I've never even met that are so dank. This is forever night."
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When your eyes adjust to the night time so you can see more clearly. After turning off the lights in your room it appears to be very dark, but once your night eyes adjust its not as dark.
eyes night
Phil: Did you finally finish your paper last night?
Dan: Yeah, but I had to use my night eyes to find my folder so I didn't wake my parents.
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Someone who can fly a helicopter better than God himself.
Men of the 160th S.O.A.R
I want to be a Night Stalker in the military.
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