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A woman or man who is a handful of emotions and issues. Also this person is a whore and craves the D or the P. (noun)
Kelly the emotional prostitute
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The scale in which one directs how hormonal one is based off the size of an imaginary erect penis. Example: I'm raging so hard my emotion boner is 10 inches long and throbbing.
I'm raging so hard my emotion boner is 10 inches long and throbbing.
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An emotion controller is somebody who judges and makes decisions about the eligibility of others' emotions and feeling states. An emotion controller grew up and still lives in a world of emotional dictatorship. Emotion controllers feel entitled to tell others explicitly and directly that their emotions and feelings are wrong, which is basically every time somebody speaks about how they are feelings. Emotion controllers prefer to judge and criticize harshly others' emotions with minimal background information. Emotion controllers do not communicate using compassion and empathy. They believe that others' emotions and needs are not important, and all decision based on emotions are wrong.
Sue: "I am really upset that Peter broke our engagement and called off the wedding because Betty has bigger tits and gives better head. I am 8 months pregnant with Peter's baby and I cried all night!"
Simone: "You are totally oversensitive. You have also invested way too much emotionally into the relationship with Peter. People break up engagements and call of weddings all the time."
Sue: "You have no compassion you heartless bitch. You are such an emotion controller."
Betty: "How are you? Have not seen you for a long while. How is life?"
Moni: "I am good, thanks. I broke off with my boyfriend because he spoke about his ex all the time. I am totally pissed off that he was obsessed with his ex. I feel so much better now that I am not with him anymore, and gave myself the chance to meet somebody who can appreciate and love me."
Betty: "It is okay if he talked about his ex all the time. It is not a reason to split up a relationship. You made a big mistake there."
Moni:"You are an emotion controller. You make me feel that my emotions and needs are not important."
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When a loved one has you so attached that they trap you physically and more importantly emotionally... yes, it’s sometimes kinky.
Hannah has Spencer so obsessed it’s like he’s being held by emotional bondage.
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A comical/slang phrase used to describe a mans sperm or semen.
Claudia was surprised by the sheer amount of Emotion Lotion Ted deposited on her Face!
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When you're talking to someone romantically but not physically banging them (often). Maybe long distance, maybe you're taking it slow. They become someone who has small or large dibs on your heart... it's a two way street. This can be V confusing when you are emotionally banging two people.
Jeffery is emotional banging me because he keeps saying "I love you" and buying me things but is is withholding the D.
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An annoying face that comes up when ever you try to do a smily face on facebook. Their fucking annoying, sometimes you want a smiley face to be a smiley face or a happy face to be a happy face. But no an accual face comes up. Yes their are ways that you can prevent this annoying little fuck to come up, but we should't have to figure out ways to stop them from coming. So this is to you emoticon, go fuck yourself.
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