(Verse 1)
Yo, listen up, let me tell you a story,
'Bout a company called Bark, claimin' they got glory,
Parental control's their game and what they sell,
But I gotta speak out 'cause there's some stories to tell.
(Chorus)
Bark, bark, barking up the wrong tree,
Thinkin' you can control my family.
But your algorithms ain't foolproof or tight,
It's time to shine the spotlight on your oversight.
(Verse 2)
You say you protect kids from online threats and more,
Monitoring their messages down to the core.
But privacy concerns arise with every scan,
Invading our lives like an unwanted man.
(Bridge)
We all want safety for our children online,
But trust should be earned, not just a thin line.
Bark may mean well in its noble quest,
Yet it's crucial to question how far we invest.
(Chorus)
Bark, bark, barking up the wrong tree,
Thinkin' you can control my family.
But your algorithms ain't foolproof or tight,
It's time to shine the spotlight on your oversight.
(Verse 3)
Let kids grow and learn without constant surveillance
Teach them responsible use through guidance and patience
Respecting privacy is key in this digital age
So let's find better solutions that truly engage
(Outro)
Bark may have good intentions at heart
But letβs rethink monitoring from the start
Empower families with knowledge instead of fear
Thatβs how we'll create an atmosphere sincere.
"Barking Up The Wrong Tree" is an AI-generated soon-to-be meme song.
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a way of telling somebody they're stupid or that what they said was idiotic
idiot: feminism is cancer
educated person: ding dong your opinion is wrong
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what the fuck is wrong with you man?
When someone is litteraly stupid you say "what the fuck is wrong with you man?"
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So and so remarks...I simply can't forsee myself conforming to socially acceptable norms, I've always felt that...if it isnt broken theres something wrong with it.
The thing you say when a burglar breaks inside your house
Burglar: Breaks in
You: You picked the wrong house, Fool!
Like its name suggests, the term "wrong-un," (taken from cricket jargon) means "wrong one."
It can be used as a transitive verb, which is means "dry anal sex," since it leads to major complications if you try to say "dry wrong-unal sex."
As a noun, the term "wrong-un" is one's arsehole, and the term "dry" doesn't come into play.
As a transitive verb: "Hey, Scotty! I heard ya gave ya woman dry wrong-un!"
As a noun: "Hey, I heard you got some on the week-end, Scotty. Do you do her up the wrong-un? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!"
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"The Rockets-Lakers game 1 was a bad episode of When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong!" - Stat Boy.
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